Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Dictated To Myself by None Other Than Mr. Curry, Himself.

Mr. Curry has a huge penis. Mr. Curry wields his penis like a sword. One time Mr. Curry gave me twelve orgasms in a row because he is such a stud.

I would like to point out to my husband that this is what happens when your wife is perched at the computer, hands on keyboard, thinking what to write on her blog, and you begin to mock her in a singsong voice, saying ' Mr. Curry has a huge.. '
What happens is she writes what you are saying.
You like apples?
How you like THEM apples?


I love you, honey. :)
Elizabeth said...

I need Mr. Curry. I was just looking for some inspiration, like you, and then I clicked or should I say "came" to your blog.

I feel totally devoid of inspiration, at least in this moment. But at least now I don't feel quite so humorless. The beauty of the blog -- and of you.

Anonymous said...

12 in a row??? Wow, my record is 7 lol. But wow, I had no idea 12 was possible...going to have to test that theory now.

CitricSugar said...

That's hilarious!

Unknown said...

Hahahahaha. Love it.

PurestGreen said...

Tee Hee!

justmakingourway said...

Love.It.

Patois42 said...

You're a good little dictation machine.

mermaid gallery said...

He's a keeper! Then what did you do?

Allison the Meep said...

HAHAHHAHAH! Oh, that made me laugh so hard! I love it.

Lisa Page Rosenberg said...

I love boys.
And them apples.

Magpie said...

LOL.

Rebecca said...

That's funny.

krista said...

i thought 12 could only be accomplished by sneezing.

Kate Moore said...

The fear could be that he thinks, and others think, that this is better content than you've been posting.

Kate Moore said...

The other potential consequence is that people ask if he can be hired out. You better work out some costs.

Caroline said...

I don't care what they say--it has nothing to do with the motion of the ocean. It's entirely the size of the wave.

You go girl! ;)

H.M. said...

You should take dick-tation more often.


Sorry, I couldn't help it.

Anonymous said...

Ah, yes. My Mister just had the same discussion with me. Only he went on to wonder aloud if the words "dick" and "dictator" were purely coincidental. Then he donned the Optimus Prime helmet and said, ''The seeds of the future lie buried in my pants.''

Maggie May said...

haha!!

Angie Muresan said...

Why just 12 and not 13? Hahaha... ;)

Woman in a Window said...

har har har! ha!
poor poor mr. curry.
xo
erin

CSD Faux Finishing said...

I definitely needed this laugh today, thanks Mr Curry. Too funny...

Anonymous said...

oh maggie you are gifted!!!

you must write what mr. curry and your mind dictate to you my dearling!!

i am fine.
i love you

yolanda lola

Lacey said...

LOL! This was priceless. ;-)

Anya said...

I love it
when peolple are honestly :-)

thanks for the smile (@^.^@)

Phoenix said...

LOL ah, this is why we don't make men our muses, usually. :)

Petit fleur said...

Whoah! How did I MISS THIS ONE???!

You could have scraped my jaw off the floor when I was reading this, then I cracked up!

You guys are very silly. String or no string!

xo pf

Collin Kelley said...

Photos, please. ;-)

Education Advisor said...

Wow ~ thanks for sharing sthg so personally n priceless! U just made my day. Love it. LOL. 'Mr Curry' must b so HUGE n HEALTHY.

ps Love ur blog! Keep blogging :)

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