A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
|Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college.|
|I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.|
|I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.|
|You know, I don't think I could take a mellow evening because I - I don't respond well to mellow. You know what I mean? I have a tendency to - if I get too mellow, I - I ripen and then rot, you know.|
|Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes I have to invent, of course I - I do, don't you think I do?|
|What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet|
all quotes by the great & terrible woody allen