Ever is diabolical.
ME: I'm on the phone, just a second.
EVER: No!!! Mommy!!!
ME: Ever be quiet please.
EVER: yelling, No, nooooo, noooo I won't! Mommy answer me!!!
ME: Sweetie, give me a minute. I'm almost done, please be quiet.
EVER: Mommy I need you!
ME: No you don't.
EVER: Yes I do!
ME: Ever stop!
EVER: Mommy answer me!!!!
ME: What is it?
ME: Ever? What? What did you want?
ME: inarticulate noises of frustration
EVER: Mommy? Mommy? Mommy!!!