They sit on our television and watch us, judging our mind corroding TV choices.
' Hooooo... Girls Next Door WHooo? Really? You do realize that Animal Planet is hosting it's annual All About Owls Festival, and the History channel has a positively dynamic production
of Textiles in the Middle Ages?'
Irving blinks once, bored.
Bernard scoffs in disgust and settles into his feathers.
' Featherless fools', he mutters.
