Saturday, February 21, 2009

Best Sex Ever

Flux Uh can you move your hand? It's on my neck....

Mr Curry Shit I'm sorry!!

Flux It's fine sweetie

PAUSE FOR ACTION

Mr. Curry Uh can you move...my head is hitting the headboard

Flux Ah you OK?

Mr. Curry Yes

PAUSE FOR SLOWED ACTION

Flux Honey?

Mr. Curry Well I am upset I hurt you now!

Flux You didn't hurt me, it just freaked me out for a second, it's fine sweetie

Mr. Curry I just feel weird now

Flux You didn't hurt me, really. Sweetie, really, it's fine. I've been thinking about you all day

BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR, DOOR OPENS SLIGHTLY

Lola Mommy? Daddy?

Mr. Curry Lola we'll be out in a while!

Lola (pause. then says slowly...) Who's in there with you?

Mr. Curry Mommy!

Lola Oh. Are you making out again?

Mr. Curry Yes

LOLA CLOSES DOOR

Mr. Curry ....

Flux ....

(that is where the best sex ever part came in, which just goes to show you, you can't let obstacles get in your way when it comes to a good roll in the hay )
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