Member of A Secret Society { Wherin Breastfeeding Mothers Are Heroic and Good, and Babies are Not }

Participants:

Ever Elizabeth, 1 year old.

Maggie May, 36 years older than EE.

Applicable Quote:

" Don't hate the player, hate the game "

Tools necessary for implimentation:

Milky breasts, hungry baby

Location:

All

Time:

Any

Reasoning:

Health of infant ie brain development including nervous system including emotional structure based on affected hormones 

Health of mother's breast tissue ie tissue protected from hormonal aggressors during period of breastfeeding ending in smaller possibility of breast cancer ie possible protection of ovaries

Bonding between mother and child

Emotional development of infant

Because that is the way it's done in our family

( Applicable quote from my deceased Grandmother Elizabeth:

' Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer ')

Pros:

Deep abiding connection between infant and mother which delves into a primal biological satisfaction of meeting the life need of infant
Love

Also; availability, lack of cost, portable.

Health ( see 'Reasoning' )

Cons:

Availability, portability, accessibility. Destruction of all boundries during times of crisis: ie: serious teething, illness, stressors in which infant demands breast. Pressure to be totally groovy with breastfeeding at all times. Pressure to continue breastfeeding. Pressure to stop breastfeeding.  Teeth. Discovery of infant, while nursing, of other breast, with pincer like fingers; the concurrent obsession of infant with pinching, as hard as humanly possible with fingers the size and shape of small, delicate baby pig sausages, the unoccupied nipple. The further discovery of said infant of the ability ( and apparent burning desire ) to pull nursing nipple outward as far as humanly possible with miniature, razor sharp teeth until a siren like wolverine howl emerges from the mother, followed by an unceremonious dumping of said infant onto floor with a stern admonishment, followed by infant not giving a shit.

Applicable Quote:

' Why does mom drink so much?  '

Possible Outcomes:

Scarring

Bonding

Deepening love

Health

Savings

Weaning

Triumph of motherly stockholdings of future guilt inducing statements: ie: ' You wrecked my tits, get your damn ass in the car, NOW! '