..... fine!! it's a blatent lie i'm telling myself, but we all have to get through the day.my take on Madonna's What It Feels Like To Be A Girl
redux: What It Feels Like To Be 38 Weeks
stomach like a water balloon filled by adolescent boys
(now that sounds plain wrong oh hells)
peeing every half hour it feels like someone is tweaking my bladder
with Pamela Anderson fingernails
i cannot sleep without something between my legs
( now that doesn't sound good )
i have the sex drive of a teenage girl
but can't reach the goods beneath the hood
my hips are ripped and my abs are shot
stretched to the point of oh hell no
my breasts inflate and make me hate
that i've 10 more days to go
because engorgement is not your friend
when it creeps in private places
and everyone looks at you like an animal in the zoo
and you want to pinch their faces
do you know? what it feels like, for a girl?
do you know? what it feels like in this world
when your body is huge and your skin is not smooth
and you'd rather be drooling in bed
take a chance and eat elephants
and get a glimpse into my head
do you know??
(i'm so sorry Madonna.)
