here is Bodie's song: " Bodieeeee Bodie Muchachas, King of the Wild Frontier! "
here is Wolfie's song: " Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Wolfie Toofie! "
here are Dakota's pet names: " Doda Wolf ( his middle name is Wolf ) Cody, D "
here are Lola's pet names: " Yoya Moon, Lola Moony-Moon, Lola Coaster, Creampuffs (what I call her cheeks )
" here are Ian's pet names: " Ian Oliver, Ian Owl "
here is what Lola calls her girlie parts " Lavina " (pronounced La-veye-na)
here is what Lola calls her hiney " Buttina " (pronounced Butt-eye-na)
here is the song I sing to the children ' You've got a cuuutie, a cutie booootie, it's fresh and fruity '
here is another ' i love you more than a big zambonie, a bowl of macaroni '
here is a conversation between Lola and Dakota:
D ' Lola made a wet-wet! '
L ' You better take that back right now. RIGHT NOW. '
D ' Or whaaaat? '
L ' Or I'm going to march right over there and pinch your face off. '
D ' ooooooo '
L ' What does family even mean to you, Dakota? '
i tell my children ' if i told you for a thousand years, a million years, for infinity- if i told you how much i love you for that long, it would not be long enough'
and that is the truth.