Blue Buggers

Conversation between myself and Mr. Curry late Friday night. I am standing in the bathroom with my fingers up my nose, after vigorously sneezing. Mr. Curry is in the living room watching TV as I call out:

ME: ' Honnnnneeeeeyyy? '
MR CURRY: ' Uh yeah? '
ME: ' Do you know of any reason why my buggers would be turquoise? '
MR CURRY: *Long Pause*
ME: ' Honey? '
MR CURRY: ' You were painting the cork board with blue spray paint? '
ME: ' Ohhhhhh! '
ME IN MY HEAD: Thank God I don't have some blue bugger producing disease after all!
MR CURRY IN HIS HEAD: I know my wife and right now she is thinking thank God I don't have some blue bugger producing disease after all!

The End