Saturday, December 27, 2008

This Ends Channel 34's Emergency Broadcast Procedures

Harry Potter got in a huge fight in the bramble bushes and now cannot use his front right foot.
We are going to have to take him to the vet. I don't know if it's broken. My face is puffy. I ate a lot of bread ( i'm gluten intolerant ) over the last week. I also found that all natural deodorant doesn't really last all day. Champagne is my favorite alcoholic drink, and I've possibly ( definitely ) drunk too much of it over the Holidays. I think my liver needs a vacation. Mr. Curry and I couldn't find eggnog anywhere late Christmas Day, so we went through Jack in the Box and I ordered an egg nog milkshake, later at home, poured brandy in it. We sat on the couch for five hours eating chocolate, drinking and watching episodes of Two and a Half Men and other sundries. Mr. Curry and I have been making so much whoopie lately that it's possible I'm having quatrouplets. I think one of the top five wonderful things about marriage is sex on demand. As in: Mr. Curry! Get in here! I don't care if you're scrambling eggs! No, now! :) Mr. Curry is a very good man.

Our children are very happy with their Christmas. That makes me happy. We did it on a weensy budget ( Lola made up the word weensy ) and made it work. One of Santa's presents to Lola was this beautiful porcelain doll with a French looking getup and necklace that was bought for $10 at the local thrift store. Shhhh.

We were saying prayers at dinner last night ( Mr. Curry barbecued chicken and I made boiled then pan toasted potatoes with pepper, basil and salt and green beans with olive oil and garlic )
and Lola said 'thank you God for Jewish people. ' Hey, don't ask me. I just live here.

Anonymous said...

This sounds fantastic! I'm glad Mr. Curry is so accomodating. (*school girl giggles*) I can relate as BB is rather good at that as well! Much Love!

Collin Kelley said...

If Maggie's house is a rockin', don't come knockin'


Vashti said...

'thank God for jewish people' thats awesome!!!
I love reading your blog, it always makes me smile..thankyou!

Rachael said...

Perhaps all the champange is at fault for the pending quadruplets?

Better be careful on New Years...

ButtonHole said...

Perhaps Lola was referring to God's son? ~shrug~

Maggie May said...

LER i'm glad your husband is good to you :)

collin yeah, baby, yeah!

vashti thank YOU :)

rachael i think we are going to be very mellow on NY. probably still drink sommme champagne though

button that's it! by george you've got it.

Jenny Grace said...

Well uh...Jewish people are awesome?

Lola said...

I like Jewish people! I like sex on demand!

Glad you had a great Christmas!

Valerie Loveland said...

How is your cat?

Maggie May said...

he's all better, we didn't have to vet him. must have just been a superficial wound and not a break or anything, cuz he's running around fine. we did, however have to take our cat Kagome in for a deworming. GROSS.

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