Thursday, October 14, 2010

List of Entirely Too Much Information. You Are Warned.

1 Hey? Anyone else wondering where all of our cats are? We have four cats, Hermione, Hagrid, Mr. Weasley and Harry. I have not seen but Mr. Weasley for the last week. I do know the next door neighbors younger girlfriend was feeding our cats very close to their front door. When she saw me looking at her feeding them one day, she called out to ask if it was OK. Sure, fine, I called back. I guess I should have added Just don't steal them and dress them up like baby dolls and keep them locked in your pink and purple room. Or else the cats sense Ever's arrival and are abandoning ship.

2 Mr. Curry and I spent so long alone in the bedroom the other night Lola asked me if we were going to have another baby. Meaning one besides the one I'm still carrying. We always tell her we are 'making out' which is a graduated level from the 'talking' we were doing when she was 7. Maybe she's on to us.

3 I am extreme makeover pregnancy. I work full time at a daycare. I am 8 months pregnant. The level of violence and screaming going on in a room full of toddlers rivals land wars in Asia. By the end-ish of the day I am so tired I can barely unstick my mouth to curl upwards in a professional smile to greet incoming parentals.

4 Speaking of long periods of making out, when I have sex with my adoring husband, I recently find myself feeling very bovine. Like a large, undulating cow in a dark field with my gynormous udders and stomach swaying over the grains of wheat as I allow my lifemate cow to mount me. Moo.

5 Dakota made a Facebook group called Your Mom. Then he added it to his likes. Then he added it to his relationship, so that on his page it says Dakota is in a relationship with: Your Mom.
Annie said...

Hi Maggie, Okay, then. Entirely too much, but... I hope you get your cats back, or, that it works out okay to adopt them out for a time- you have plenty to keep you busy. I worked through half of my eighth month, and it wasn't so bad, but at a library in adult services. I enjoyed reading 2. and Lola's comment!

Rashel Saak said...

#4 bahahahaaa!!! that made me laugh out loud! oh pregnancy...

Trina S. said...

oh my goodness!

trina
www.mommeville.com

Maggie May said...

i keep hearing 'lifemate cow' echoing in my head. and it makes me laugh!

michelle said...

We don't need no stinkin giveaways. We don't need no stinkin memes.

We need MORE INFO!

I'm all about the overshare. I love yours.

xo

wv: sypubibl
is that religious or dirty?

Ms. Moon said...

Mmmm. Honey, that would have to be a lifetime bull. You are the cow. Glad to be of help.
Otherwise- perfect post.
And oh yes- Mr. Moon and I call it "fooling around."

Elizabeth said...

I'm sure he loves you in all your cow glory still.

krista said...

okay, dakota just SERIOUSLY made me laugh out loud at my desk. i want to high-five him. (and the 12 year old inside me is whispering "your mom wants to high five him.")

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I dig Dakota. Laugh.

~Amber Elise~ said...

haha! Nothing in the world like pregnant sex, the hormones, the body shifts, it's beautiful and strange at the same time : ), you are lucky to have a lifemate cow, I hear they don't generally have lifetime partners, just whoever looks ripe at the moment... hahah

Vashti said...

Love it all. Apart from the cat part, thats sad. We had a hen called bellatrix and she disappeared three days ago. Must be something about animals named after harry potter characters! Hope they come home soon. X x

Angella Lister said...

this funny! oh, the images in my head. they're quite lovely actually. and loving. moo.

(and my word verification is "quipp." that fits nicely.)

happy friday to your and all yours, maggie may!

Julie said...

Very funny! I'm glad I stopped by...I'm going to go read more now! Have a great weekend!

Vodka Mom said...

sweet jesus that was fantastic.



moo

T. Clear said...

It's good to know that your sense of humor is healthy and intact even at this late stage of pregnancy! Moooooo! Meoooooowwwwww!

Jason, as himself said...

Number 4 is just the most wonderful thing I have read in weeks.

I must put it in my soup.

Allison the Meep said...

I told Julian about your cats and their names and he got this really excited look on his face, and then insisted that when we get a dog it has to have a HP related name. Heh!!!

Petit fleur said...

I am a trifle concerned for the kitties. Hoping for their safe return.

Lola knows more than she's letting on.

The noise at school will surely up the Vegas odds for Ever being able to sleep through anything. This is generally a good thing.

Moo back. (I still haven't lost my preggie weight and Harley's 5). MOO!

This kid of your's Dakota. I like him! His humor, it is good!

anymommy said...

Dakota cracks me up. I love big cumbersome third trimester sex. Enjoy it.

tiffany said...

Dakota = Brilliant

Mwa said...

Moo indeed. I remember feeling like that.
We still "nap." May have to upgrade that sometime.

Phoenix said...

I laughed out loud at the Moo. My guy and I call our "talking" or "making out": "working on our taxes" when people ask what we have planned for the evening.

It shuts people up right away because there is nothing more boring than people's taxes.

Bethany said...

Dakota is a genius!

And you too.

Terresa said...

The bit about Dakota's FB page Your mom has me rolling. And the sex in pregnancy bit. Oh, to have some of those horny pregnancy days back, rawr!

:)

Miss Malorie said...

Number 4 just made my heart a little lighter.

That was awesome :) I think "undulating" is quite possibly one of my most favorite words, ever.

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