So I bought a cupcake stand by Martha Stewart (from the dreaded Wal-Mart)
I want to make them very fanciful and wonderful, like these Torturo ones...
Or these robot ones....
Or these simply gorgeous ones...
However, I didn't realize that when you search for cupcake photos, you get quite a few images like this
a picture I cleverly chose for it's closest resemblance to.... cupcakes!
Now, although I do love breasts, and think men have nothing so gorgeous or fine on their bodies as a pair of lovely breasts, I do not think this appropriate for Christmas gifts. Although Mozart ate Nipples of Venus...maybe Mr. Curry would appreciate a few?
Here's a How To Make Cupcakes