Flux Uh can you move your hand? It's on my neck....
Mr Curry Shit I'm sorry!!
Flux It's fine sweetie
PAUSE FOR ACTION
Mr. Curry Uh can you move...my head is hitting the headboard
Flux Ah you OK?
Mr. Curry Yes
PAUSE FOR SLOWED ACTION
Flux Honey?
Mr. Curry Well I am upset I hurt you now!
Flux You didn't hurt me, it just freaked me out for a second, it's fine sweetie
Mr. Curry I just feel weird now
Flux You didn't hurt me, really. Sweetie, really, it's fine. I've been thinking about you all day
BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR, DOOR OPENS SLIGHTLY
Lola Mommy? Daddy?
Mr. Curry Lola we'll be out in a while!
Lola (pause. then says slowly...) Who's in there with you?
Mr. Curry Mommy!
Lola Oh. Are you making out again?
Mr. Curry Yes
LOLA CLOSES DOOR
Mr. Curry ....
Flux ....
(that is where the best sex ever part came in, which just goes to show you, you can't let obstacles get in your way when it comes to a good roll in the hay )
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Glad it was the best sex ever after all that!
haw haw! thanks Lola:) i was laughing so hard when Lola asked 'whose in there with you...' she said it all drawn out like whoooose in there with youuuu like she was really suspicious!! what goes on in her mind i don't think i want to know...
i mean 'who's'!!
this is classic!!
Hahahaha! The joys of having kids and a busy life and trying to fit nooky in there some where!!
Man, I'm impressed. Such focus, such concentration, determination and stick-to-it-ness! The knock at the door would have done me in.
I am impressed you were able to concentrate with a kids in the house like that. I need to get my kids out for a night and I'll follow suit. I am always happy when someone is gettin some!
we have three kids under the age of 14 in the house, so if we waited for them all to be gone we'd probably be cheating on each other! okay, so we wouldn't cheat, but we'd be verrryyy frustrated! :)
That was great. I'm going to forward to wifey at work. After dropping both boys off at school the other day we had a little Morning Delight. Felt like we'd snuck home from school while mom and dad were at work. Woo Hoo!
Oh, that got me going...I was in need of a good laugh!! Hang in there, they do eventually move out & then you'll be able to do it whenever you want:)
LOL!!!! That sounds so familiar, and I'm not just talking about the banging. We are doing construction on our house, and we currently don't have a bedroom door. So when we want to roll in the hay it's like being back in highschool- trying to be quiet so no one hears us!
Oh, to be that young again. Here, the dog farts and we're done for the evening....
*chuckle* Oh my lord. I would rather a Lola than the emphasymic lady downstairs that we can hear. She ruins a lot. *chuckle*
LOL! Classic!! Thanks for the smile! :)
You two are show such dedication and perseverance! Good for you! That's hilarious though.
Jeanne you crack me up! i have to admit, our dog's farts are so bad that if he farted, it might kill the night for us too!
This was definitely the most titillating post that showed up in my reader today! ;-) glad everything, uh, worked out so well, eventually!
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thanks for your compliment! so nice!!
LMAO! Too funny!
AFTER ALL THAT??? You two rock. Literally.
However, my significant other and I have had to recover from such circumstances as well. I guess everyone has to, especially if you have kids.
Once, in the heat of passion, he said, "Suck my boobs." He meant to say "suck my nipples," but he said boobs instead.
That killed it because I was laughing so much.
But then we got our groove back.
TMI?
He'll kill me if he reads this, by the way.
oh my gawd Jason, that's exactly what i would have done- dissolve into laughter!!
Mind (or hormones) over matter. Never give up. Such great life lessons in your romp.
I think I'm even more in love with you now...
I don't even get to the fumbling stage anymore :)
Tee hee! :) I'm always unnerved when the cat walks up and sits on us while we're, erm, busy. He just sits on someone's leg and starts washing.
laughing my ass off.
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